Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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