Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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