sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
This is my gift to your gina
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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