So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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