Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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