I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Please, let me fuck your mom
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
