As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Omg I joined a choir last night...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm really busy with my period
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