like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
