I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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