i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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