Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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