you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
