got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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