sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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