Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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