a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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