whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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