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(760): View more from California

i don't like sucking hair

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(281): View more from Texas

I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Could a canary swim?

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Last time I ever let you pet sit.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing

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(803): View more from South Carolina

just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one

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(315): View more from New York

I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.

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(217): View more from Illinois

it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.

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(909): View more from California

I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.

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