It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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