big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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