I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
