Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I am available for nakedness
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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