The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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