the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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