Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
