I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
