A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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