Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
