Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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