Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
literally had 100 drinks last night.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This baby is an asshole
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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