it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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