I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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