She announced her abortion via fbk
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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