It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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