I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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