Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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