I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I need water and some morals
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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