you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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