I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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