Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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