yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
