it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Still dying that you shit outside
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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