Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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