Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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