BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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