You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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