the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
4 words: hood of his car
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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