I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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