Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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