Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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