You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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