at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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