And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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