Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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