its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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