I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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