Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
