I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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