I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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